1. He actually calls you (not from a pay phone)
2. He doesn't live with his momma and them.
3. He don't have to catch the bus to come see you or you don't
have to go pick him up
4. No crimminal record
5. He is "inbetween careers" he needs to have a real fucking job
ladies!!! no hustlers yeah we know what it means!!!!
6. He got more silver or gold in his mouth then you got in your
whole damn jewlery box.
7. If he can't read this verbatim(word for word ya'll slow people) get rid of
him!!
8.If he wears a hot ass coogi sweater in the summer, or my favorite walking around
wearing dickies shirt and pants come on!!!get rid of him
9.If he has kids and and baby mamas means hes got child support and no money..broke
ain't sexy.
10.If the only good thing about him is the sex....wait um I take that back keep him
girl!!! thats what they make condoms and birth control are for.
